one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.
this is fucking incredible
fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok
whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO